Diarrhea Luv

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Have you ever felt love so intensely?

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[Chorus]
Just the way you dance
Makes me crap my pants
I don't know what to do
I'm in luv with you.

When I look at you
I feel my bowels move.
I can't get enough.
Diarrhea Luv.

[Smithy]
I guzzle Pepto
From a bottle made of plastic.
It's fantastic,
But I could never dream of askin' you out.

In order to survive,
I'll have to be monastic,
I'm being sarcastic,
I'll do that if the sitch is drastic.

See I've dated Sandy,
Mandy, and even Brandy,
But none of them
Got me poppin' Tums
Like they were candy.

I usually step up
That is my modus operandi,
But with you around,
I can't eat
I feel like Ghandi

Hey there Dalai Llama
What's it like there in New Delhi?
I'm gonna find out
Cause I can't help but make a smelly

With you around.
Don't even have to make a sound.
Your presence surrounds
Enough to make me drop a mound.

I want to be with you
Till the end of my days,
Because you make my organs move
In all sorts of ways.

You set my soul ablaze
Want to explore your maze
Because with every gaze,
I need to go change.

[Chorus]
Just the way you dance
Makes me crap my pants
I don't know what to do
I'm in luv with you.

When I look at you
I feel my bowels move.
I can't get enough.
Diarrhea Luv.

[Tony's Verse]
You don't have to be pretty.
You don't have to be smart,
But if you make my butt burn
And give me wet farts,

You're the girl of my dreams.
And my heart is all a flutter
I'm so in love,
I'm covered in doo doo butter.

When I met you long ago,
My intestines did a backflip.
And ever since then
It's the consistency of Cool Whip.

Now that I'm in love with you,
I skip most of my meals.
And mexican food,
Is the farthest from ideal.

Because I know sometime today
You'll pop up in my mind.
And when that takes place
It will pop out from behid.

I remember years ago
When we danced the first time,
But I continued
When my pants were full of slime.

I simply can't help it.
You're the most amazing
Intoxicating,
Girl that I have been waiting for.

I'd hate to be downwind
From a lovestruck me.
My digestion's not the same
Now that I'm in love with thee.

[Chorus]
Just the way you dance
Makes me crap my pants
I don't know what to do
I'm in luv with you.

When I look at you
I feel my bowels move.
I can't get enough.
Diarrhea Luv.

Just the way you dance
Makes me crap my pants
I don't know what to do
I'm in luv with you.

When I look at you
I feel my bowels move.
I can't get enough.
Diarrhea Luv.

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from The Red & Black Mixtape, released September 5, 2014
Royalty-Free Beat by Nebula

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Smithy Sarasota, Florida

Rapping about nerd life since 2006, Smithy brings comedic lyrics with beautiful rap flows that tickle your fancy. He resides in the Gulf area of Florida and is always creating new content.

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